Dear Carson

Dear Carson,

Everything is going to be ok, but I know you already know that. I remember seeing the video of you coming off the plane in Philadelphia being hounded by assholes and you did exactly what a professional does: keep moving and don’t acknowledge them.

The Philadelphia Eagles fanbase is an incredibly loyal yet vicious monster with the emotional range of a pubescent teenager. They will love you and rip you apart,  some days both at the same time, whether you win or lose. But it’s ok. You know its ok. You knew what you were walking into, it’s the nature of the beast around here.

Just know that we are on your side, we all want you and the team you lead to succeed at all things.


Just don’t fuck it up.


You’re friend,



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